ic contact;

[condoner]

This is Tsunemori! I'm sorry, I'm not here right now, but please leave a message. I promise to get back to you once I'm able. Thank you very much! ( action → text → voice → video )

Comments

[condoner]

I do like fine wine.

[theincredibleherc]

Hah, and you shall not regret it.

[He flexes the guns.]

Few have ever walked away from a date with the Incredible Hercules without at least a smile.

[Wink.]

[condoner]

Oh... it's a date?

[theincredibleherc]

Is that not what you call it when two adults go to dinner? I have difficulty keeping up with modern slang.

[He laughs, a rumbling thing that shakes his whole chest. And probably the whole room]

It's not as though I desire to court you, Akane. You are a lovely woman, but I am a married man, you understand.

[condoner]

[ PHEW, THAT'S A RELIEF... ]

Y- Yes, it's also called a date, or an appointment.

[theincredibleherc]

Bah, you mortals and your changing words.

[Sorry, Akane, you are cute, but Hebe is...yowza!]

[condoner]

[ she can't help but laugh at that comment. ]

You seem to be able to communicate just fine with all of us, though.

[theincredibleherc]

Because I speak the All-Tongue, girl. The language of the gods. And I only hear the All-Tongue.

I understand the meanings, if not all the connotations.

[He chuckles.]

The only language I technically speak is Ancient Greek.

[condoner]

Very ancient... considering I'm from the year 2114.

[theincredibleherc]

Only a century ahead of my time. And that's but an eyeblink.

[condoner]

Is it?

[theincredibleherc]

It's 2012 for me. And when you live to be five thousand? A hundred years is not exactly a long time.

[condoner]

If you don't mind my asking, how old are you now?

[theincredibleherc]

I don't mind. I'm...not sure of the answer to that though. I'm at least five thousand and fifty. But I've lost count.

[condoner]

I suppose counting after your first thousand doesn't make sense anymore, is that it?

[theincredibleherc]

After you stop aging? It stops mattering so much, yes.

[condoner]

If only aging didn't cause so much stress for some people.

[theincredibleherc]

If only...